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Thursday, May 11, 2006

Having a turn!

My body may look like it's just sitting on the sofa. But in reality I'm rushing from room to room, person to person, task-to-task in a social universe located inside my computer. 

Could that be the reason why me and my body keep getting out of synch? I can be talking to someone, brushing my teeth or giving a presentation when suddenly I feel like I've been dislocated from my physical self. It is very disconcerting. Today I found myself coming out of the lift on a different side of the lobby to my body!

Until I was around sixteen I used to think I was leaving my body at night. Sometimes when I got back to bed I lay in the opposite direction to where my body was - for fun. I had to be careful about falling asleep without getting me and my corpse back together otherwise I would wake up and crash into the wall as I swung out of bed. I thought, like masturbation, this night-time activity was something everyone did but no-one talked about.

Today I'm wondering if I'm showing symptoms of overdoing it ... or if my next post will be describing men in white coats!


Blogger Harry said...

Mind boggling. I think you're lacking something...

5/11/2006 11:22:00 PM  
Blogger bev trayner said...

You mean a vitamin???

5/11/2006 11:27:00 PM  
Blogger Mike Stewart said...

Does everybody really masturbate? I'm shocked!

5/12/2006 03:00:00 PM  

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